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weissrabbit:

guesswhosaninja

weissrabbit:

guesswhosaninja

thepoetspace:

modifiedwhore:

0-memento-mori-0:

herooflife:

herooflife:

I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING

a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy

THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE FUCKING TERROR

Omg I’m crying

I’m weak

thepoetspace:

modifiedwhore:

0-memento-mori-0:

herooflife:

herooflife:

I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING

a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy

THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE FUCKING TERROR

Omg I’m crying

I’m weak

usuallycrazy:

Can we discuss how really, really cool it is that Olivia Wilde is breastfeeding her son for Glamour magazine?
Can we establish that it’s really amazing that it will be showcasing female breasts for their intended purpose and showcases her as a mother, just doing mother things?
Can I say that I find this unbelievably cool and I’m really glad it’s a thing that’s happening?
Even if I can’t, I’m gonna. Because it is and I’m really glad it’s happening.

usuallycrazy:

Can we discuss how really, really cool it is that Olivia Wilde is breastfeeding her son for Glamour magazine?

Can we establish that it’s really amazing that it will be showcasing female breasts for their intended purpose and showcases her as a mother, just doing mother things?

Can I say that I find this unbelievably cool and I’m really glad it’s a thing that’s happening?

Even if I can’t, I’m gonna. Because it is and I’m really glad it’s happening.

(Source: mydaily.co.uk)

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

miss-nerdgasmz:

Headshot of Mercury I doodledwill hopefully be doing another commissions livestream soon
Commissions | Previous Artwork

miss-nerdgasmz:

Headshot of Mercury I doodled
will hopefully be doing another commissions livestream soon

Commissions | Previous Artwork

mioreeart:

Transistor (WIP)

chiicharron:

heres some awkward monochrome tryin 2 be kawaii because monica is a sweetheart

chiicharron:

heres some awkward monochrome tryin 2 be kawaii because monica is a sweetheart

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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acorn-trees:

scarvenrot:

having original characters is incredible because you make up these people and give them lives and motivation and personalities and then you can smash them together in romances or kill them and no one can stop you, fucking nobody

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major-ocelot:

classtoise:

thatkindoffangirl:

watchingthedetective:

jetstream-tormod:

senilesnake:

thebrownhatter:

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

[x]

GOD BLESS 

YOU ARE KIDDING ME.

Game of the fucking year

MGS 5 confirmed for first next-gen game.

they would rather make virtual horses shit than put more women in their games

I’m not saying you do not have a point, but have you ever played MGS? As far as female characters go, it has a wide and diversified array of memorable female characters. It has its problems, it’s still skewed towards the men, but MGS is one of the last games series that deserves this particular critique.

"Diversified"
Right!
We have  blonde AND a red head.

ahem

Olga. Saves the main character’s ass in MGS2. 

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Eva. Outsmarts the hero and takes off with his stuff. 

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Emma. Literally saves the fucking world. 

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The Boss. Considered to be the greatest soldier to ever live. Taught Big Boss (the person in the gifset) everything he knows. Kicked his ass multiple times. 

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Amanda. Leader of her own mercenary group. Political activist and revolutionary

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Paz. Outsmarts all the heroes at the end and steals their shit.

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Strangelove. Greatest AI Programmer in the world. Canonly a lesbian.

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Naomi. Considered to be one of the greatest genetic engineers in the world.

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Mei Ling. Commanding officer of a fucking battleship.

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Meryl. Leader of her own special forces group. 

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Sunny. Six year old child. Saved the world at the end of MGS4. 

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And yeah of course all of these women have problems with their representation, but it’s kind of laughable to say that MGS has no female characters. All of these characters are main characters who are important to the storyline, and it’s not even all of them. I will 100% admit that there are problems with their characters, and that MGS has had some horribly sexist female characters before. But the female main characters are seriously almost as numerous as the male characters, and they all have important roles. 

(Source: the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown)

rwbyreference:

Jaune Arc’s Shoes

rwbyreference:

Jaune Arc’s Shoes

it’s a masterpiece

cc-lu:

look at this shit

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look at it

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It’s mine

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I made it (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

fishingboatproceeds:

I don’t really understand how that is a question up for discussion on television news. I mean, even putting aside the gajillion ways that white people are privileged by, for instance, being able to think that whiteness is “normal,” studying world history from Eurocentric perspectives,  and etc etc:
- White people are less likely to be arrested for the same crime than black people, and black people serve longer (much longer!) sentences than white people.
- Marijuana use is similar among black and white populations in the U.S., but young African Americans are more than THREE TIMES more likely to be arrested for marijuana possession or use than white Americans. 
- Racial bias in hiring in the U.S. is well-documented and persistent.
- African American students are far more likely to be punished in schools, even though they are not much more likely to break school rules than their white peers.
- Even after accounting for reasons like education disparity, geographical distribution, and occupation, there is a persistent wage gap: White people make are paid more than African Americans due to racial discrimination. 
- White people in the U.S. on average have lower mortgage rates than African Americans.
White privilege is a fact of every facet of American life. I realize I’m mostly preaching to the choir here, but this is not a political issue or a subject for debate. It is well-documented and irrefutable.

fishingboatproceeds:

I don’t really understand how that is a question up for discussion on television news. I mean, even putting aside the gajillion ways that white people are privileged by, for instance, being able to think that whiteness is “normal,” studying world history from Eurocentric perspectives,  and etc etc:

- White people are less likely to be arrested for the same crime than black people, and black people serve longer (much longer!) sentences than white people.

- Marijuana use is similar among black and white populations in the U.S., but young African Americans are more than THREE TIMES more likely to be arrested for marijuana possession or use than white Americans. 

- Racial bias in hiring in the U.S. is well-documented and persistent.

- African American students are far more likely to be punished in schools, even though they are not much more likely to break school rules than their white peers.

- Even after accounting for reasons like education disparity, geographical distribution, and occupation, there is a persistent wage gap: White people make are paid more than African Americans due to racial discrimination. 

- White people in the U.S. on average have lower mortgage rates than African Americans.

White privilege is a fact of every facet of American life. I realize I’m mostly preaching to the choir here, but this is not a political issue or a subject for debate. It is well-documented and irrefutable.

(Source: twitter.com)

allthealltimelowthings:

dysfunctunal:

headbangingdisaster:

banana-soul:

This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine. She’s the reason I wake up everyday and I watch her show every morning. She just radiates so much joy and happiness and she gives me hope. It’s really my dream to be able to meet her. Unfortunately, due to a long waiting list, the Wish Foundation told me I probably wouldn’t be able to meet her within my short timeline. But I see miracles happen all the time.. therefore I won’t give up on my dream. I thought that maybe if this gets enough attention, someone from the Ellen Show would come across it, or maybe even Ellen herself will know of me and my wish to meet her. Please, help me make my wish come true.  

HELP HER

GUYS KEEP REBLOGGING

ellendegeneres

allthealltimelowthings:

dysfunctunal:

headbangingdisaster:

banana-soul:

This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine. She’s the reason I wake up everyday and I watch her show every morning. She just radiates so much joy and happiness and she gives me hope. It’s really my dream to be able to meet her. Unfortunately, due to a long waiting list, the Wish Foundation told me I probably wouldn’t be able to meet her within my short timeline. But I see miracles happen all the time.. therefore I won’t give up on my dream. I thought that maybe if this gets enough attention, someone from the Ellen Show would come across it, or maybe even Ellen herself will know of me and my wish to meet her. Please, help me make my wish come true.  

HELP HER

GUYS KEEP REBLOGGING

ellendegeneres